I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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