You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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