i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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