Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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