oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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