We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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