i permit you to call me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
