PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
