We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
His hands were made for my vagina.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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