just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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