playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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