I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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