A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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