just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
