spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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