these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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