Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
