Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just pee around me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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