WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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