school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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