You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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