He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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