Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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