So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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