So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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