your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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