Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just fell off a train. Bad.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
