Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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