Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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