lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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