I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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