I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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