He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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