It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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