was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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