i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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