VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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