I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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