why didn't you poke me back
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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