I showed him my bush... on skype.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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