i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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