Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
it glows. i had to have it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.