Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
