Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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