I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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