Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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