She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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