Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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