I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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