ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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