I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize