Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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