Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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