She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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