Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
are you so shy because you have an std?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
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