You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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