i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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