Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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