i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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