Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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