So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just had sex on a roof
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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